“It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.”
“It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.”
“It's a darn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.”
“That's the way it is. The intelligence of the mind can't think of any reason to live, but it goes on anyway because the intelligence of the cells can't think of any reason to die”
“Spelling is a way to make words safe, at least for now, until another technology appears to soften attacks launched from the mouth.”
“Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.”