“You Romans wash too much to be true men. Washing is for women, to clean our breeches and our vests. And even they barely let their toes touch the stream! Hah!”
“The only soap of a dirty society is the clean men; only the clean can wash the grimy!”
“Let us wash the cosmetics from our souls and look at the unadorned condition of our hearts.”
“Even our tears of repentance need to be washed in the blood of the Lamb.”
“He took a fine fresh fig from his pocket and washed it meticulously in a glass of water; then he peeled it open before our eyes. Inside, the beautiful fig was crawling with maggots. The imam concluded his lesson by saying, ‘It’s not a question of washing your bodies, but your souls, young men. If you’re rotten inside, neither rivers nor oceans will suffice to make you clean.”
“There can be too much washing but there can never be too many bunnies.”