“Why are there no handsome priest in Paris? One has no inclination to confess anything to an ugly man.”
“There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us. It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.”
“It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.”
“I went to the priest for confession, but he didn’t do it.”
“If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.”
“Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?”