“I may be surprised. But I don't think I will be.”

“I should and can play better. That is going to be the challenge for me.”

“He has played some outstanding innings in the past, and I've got no [sic] confidence whatsoever that he'll come back and play very well in the near future.”

“Glenn McGrath had a reasonable career in Australia.”

“I may not be a first-rate composer, but I am a first-class second-rate composer.”

“You don't shower or shave for a month, until you smell like a sewer. Then you walk around for two weeks wearing a dress and a goalie mask with a dildo strapped to the front. That's what I did. And I will never be afraid of public humiliation again.”

“I think each family has a funhouse logic all its own, and in that distortion,in that delusion, all behavior can seem both perfectly normal and crazy.”