“A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now.”

“Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)”

“Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid.”

“I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.”

“All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out of the picture.”

“People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.”

“I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile.”