“Can I get a two-thumbs up for a fatter America?”

“Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)”

“I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile.”

“I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today.”

“People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.”

“No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.”

“Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling at x miles per hour at a descension rate of one half the speed of gravity. Solve for x.”