“Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling at x miles per hour at a descension rate of one half the speed of gravity. Solve for x.”

“I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.”

“All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out of the picture.”

“Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid.”

“No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.”

“If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.”

“People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.”