“If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.”
“I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.”
“No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.”
“I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today.”
“There's no such thing as a sane woman.”
“Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)”
“Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid.”