“I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today.”

“If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.”

“I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile.”

“Can I get a two-thumbs up for a fatter America?”

“People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.”

“No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.”

“Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling at x miles per hour at a descension rate of one half the speed of gravity. Solve for x.”