“Learn to be embarrassed by little and sorry about even less.”

“All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out of the picture.”

“Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid.”

“People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.”

“I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile.”

“No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.”

“Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling at x miles per hour at a descension rate of one half the speed of gravity. Solve for x.”