“Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)”
“A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now.”
“Can I get a two-thumbs up for a fatter America?”
“People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.”
“There's no such thing as a sane woman.”
“Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times.”
“If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.”