“The worst place to be is in the middle. When elephants fight, the grass gets trampled.”
“A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.”
“The middle of the road is where the white line is—and that’s the worst place to drive.”
“It's so hard to find the place somewhere in the middle of the best and worst I've felt.”
“I had to wait for someone special. Someone who would make my heart feel as if it's been trampled by elephants, thrown into the amazon, and eaten by piranhas.”
“That's odd. It looks almost as if Nick is picking a fight with that elephant.""Well, the elephant started it.""That's irrelevant. Fighting with civilians is against the rules. Go break it up."-Admiral Breya Andreyasn & Sergeant Schlock”