“I think all people want freedom, but they've got this idea inserted into their head about money.”

“You got troubles, I got troubles--everybody's got troubles, whether they've got a lot of money or a little money or no money. When you get right down to it, I guess love and friendship and doing good really are the big things."--"Money Talks”

“If you want to know what God thinks about money just look at the people He gives it to.”

“I got 27 people livin in my head and all of them was about to beat the heck out of you for doin that..”

“People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got.”

“I know what the majority of you think about all this. All this sex and money and drugs. You think: people who live like that never end up happy. You need to think that in just the way men with small penises need to think size doesn't matter. It's understandable. The rich, the famous, the big-dicked, the slim-and-gorgeous - they can incite an envy so urgent that you can escape it only by translating it into pity. People who live like that never end up happy. Yes, you're right. But neither do you. And in the meantime, they've had all the sex and drugs and money.”