“Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE”
“Really, boy, unless you're ready to deal with the monster, you shouldn't go looking under the bed.”
“I'm not Mickey Mouse, I'm a human being.”
“If you're wearing it to 'da club, you shouldn't be wearing it to 'da office.”
“Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE”
“If we found a ticket to Disneyland would you think we should arrest Mickey Mouse?”