“Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE”

“Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE”

“No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE”

“Ticketmaster saying that their fee is a "convenience" is like a rapist calling his raping a "favor”

“If I ever have to cast an acting role, I want the wrong person for the part. I can never visualize the right person in a part. The right person for the right part would be too much. Besides, no person is every completely right for any part, because part in a role is never real, so if you can't get someone who's perfectly right, it's more satisfying to get someone who's perfectly wrong. Then you know you've really got something.”

“The power of a theory is exactly proportional to the diversity of situations it can explain.”

“all good books are bad!”