“Everybody has a different idea of love. One girl I know said, "I knew he loved me when de didn't come in my mouth. ”

“I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.”

“I think everybody should be nice to everybody.”

“I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is "In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.”

“The girls in California were probably prettier in a standard sense than the New York girls--blonder and in better health, I guess; but I still preferred the way the girls in New York looked--stranger and more neurotic (a girl always looked more beautiful and fragile when she was about to have a nervous breakdown).”

“I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything should just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there. I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment'.”

“I wonder if it's possible to have a love affair that lasts forever.”