“I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumours to my dogs.”

“I had a lot of dates, but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.”

“I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.”

“When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.”

“Space is all one space and thought is all one thought, but my mind divides its spaces into spaces into spaces and thoughts into thoughts into thoughts. Like a large condominium. Occasionally I think about the one Space and the one Thought, but usually I don't. Usually I think about my condominium.”

“I don't know where the artificial stops and the real starts.”

“A picture means I know where I was every minute. That's why I take pictures. It's a visual diary.”