“I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.”

“I'm not afraid to die; I just don't want to be there when it happens”

“I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumours to my dogs.”

“I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is "In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.”

“Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there – I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. People sometimes say that the way things happen in movies is unreal, but actually it's the way things happen in life that's unreal. The movies make emotions look so strong and real, whereas when things really do happen to you, it's like watching television – you don't feel anything. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television. The channels switch, but it's all television.”

“The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying.”

“I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.”