“When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.”
“I cared that at night, when everything was quiet and I started thinking about him, my heart would start hurting so much that I was afraid that there was nothing in this world that would ever make it stop.”
“Introverts treasure the close relationships they have stretched so much to make.”
“I care so much about everything that I care about nothing”
“I don’t understand open relationships. My relationship is like a normal business at 5:01 pm: very much closed.”
“I can't believe I'm about to say this," I said. "So think real careful about where this is coming from. Have you people ever considered *talking* when you've got a problem?”