“My life is like tofu—it's what gets added that makes it interesting.”

“You don't have to know everything in the world. We aren't supposed to. It makes you boring in mixed company if you can't be interested and ask questions of other people.”

“which pisses her off and makes her scream and i look around my room and miss me.”

“Damn. It's still the Midwest around here, no matter how many open-minded people you surround yourself with.”

“If the world were really right, humans would live life backward and do the first part last. They'd be all knowing in the beginning and innocent in the end...”

“Afterward I always kiss her, my baby, and look into her clear eyes that know everything about me, and want me to be her daddy anyway.”

“And then I know I'm being a man, not just some kid who's upset and wants it his way.”