“As the wise say, a sensible man looks after his garden, and a coward looks after his money; a just man cares about his city and a crazy man cares about the government; and a wise man studies the thickness of fern-fronds.”

“Water jokes about the obstacles on its way; wise man jokes about the obstacles on his way!”

“Miss Prim says that all good looks are a snare.' 'They are a snare that every sensible man would like to be caught in.' 'Oh, I don't think I would care to catch a sensible man. I shouldn't know what to talk to him about.”

“Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.”

“Cecily: “Miss Prism says that all good looks are a snare”Algernon: “They are a snare that every sensible man would like to be caught in.”Cecily: “Oh, I don’t think I would care to catch a sensible man. I shouldn’t know what to talk to him about.”

“A wise man apportions his beliefs to the evidence.”

“The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.”