“I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants!”
“I hate it when I go shopping and leave my wallet at home, in my pants, along with my underwear.”
“I can assure you that your underwear is safe around me. I prefer having the little fruit on the underwear I’m wearing than to BE a big fruit in them.”
“This world is nothing more than fresh white underwear, and I’m going to leave my mark on it.”
“I laythere in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew what I wasgoing to find up there? What if I had to do some climbing? People might see my underwear.”
“I’m a model citizen. Mostly I model underwear.”