“How come I can pick my ears but not my nose?”
“What if someone picks on me?" I askedThen I'll pick on them".What if someone picks my nose?" I asked.The I'll pick your nose, too" Rowdy said.”
“My ears are as blind as my eyes are deaf. But my nose, it can see the truth, except when I block its line of site with my index fingers.”
“My advice to you, Joe, is to pick up a damn shovel, clean up whatever shit you can and learn how to shut your fucking mouth while you still have all of your teeth and can breathe through your nose.”
“I strain to hear, but my old ears, for all their obscene hugeness, pick up nothing but snippets:”
“I can pick a lock. How do you think I got into my parents' liquor cabinet in middle school?”