“Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame for anything.”
“When anything bad happens to me or someone I know, I always know who to blame. My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.”
“When men talk about the agony of being men, they can never quite get away from the recurrent theme of self-pity. And when women talk about being women, they can never quite get away from the recurrent theme of blaming men.”
“Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.”
“Bad choices or good, if you never take chances, someone else will build your life for you.”
“Why does Samuel Butler say, 'Wise men never say what they think of women'? Wise men never say anything else apparently.”