“All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts.”
“Human males are fascinating creatures. No matter how old they get, the little boy never goes away. ”
“If a human female was going to defeat a male alpha werewolf, there was only so many thing she could do to accomplish that feat. All of them were batshit.”
“There breasts were stuck all white with wreath and sprayAs men's are, dead.”
“As far as he was concerned, there were only two good positions for a human. A female on her back. And a male facedown not breathing.”
“Butterflies... not quite birds, as they were not quite flowers, mysterious and fascinating as are all indeterminate creatures”