“I used to think that looking across a pillow into the fabulous face of Buster Keaton would be a more thrilling destiny than any screen career.”

“...I overheard Dorothy talking to Mr Montrose and she was telling Mr Montrose that she thought that I would be great in the movies if he would write me a part that only had three expressions, Joy, Sorrow, and Indigestion.”

“It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.”

“Dorothy is th cool type of temperament who quite frequently thinks that two is a crowd.”

“So Dorothy said we might was well go out to Fountainblo with Louie and Robber if Louie would take off his yellow spats which were made of yellow shammy skin with pink pearl buttons. Because Dorothy said, 'Fun is fun but no girl wants to laugh all the time.”

“Show business is the best possible therapy for remorse.”

“Fate keeps happening.”