“It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.”

“You can say what you want about the Germans being full of "kunst", but what they are really full of is delicatessen.”

“I used to think that looking across a pillow into the fabulous face of Buster Keaton would be a more thrilling destiny than any screen career.”

“So Dorothy said we might was well go out to Fountainblo with Louie and Robber if Louie would take off his yellow spats which were made of yellow shammy skin with pink pearl buttons. Because Dorothy said, 'Fun is fun but no girl wants to laugh all the time.”

“Show business is the best possible therapy for remorse.”

“...I overheard Dorothy talking to Mr Montrose and she was telling Mr Montrose that she thought that I would be great in the movies if he would write me a part that only had three expressions, Joy, Sorrow, and Indigestion.”

“Fate keeps happening.”