“I've always loved high style in low company.”

“Show business is the best possible therapy for remorse.”

“It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.”

“...I overheard Dorothy talking to Mr Montrose and she was telling Mr Montrose that she thought that I would be great in the movies if he would write me a part that only had three expressions, Joy, Sorrow, and Indigestion.”

“Fate keeps happening.”

“So Dorothy said we might was well go out to Fountainblo with Louie and Robber if Louie would take off his yellow spats which were made of yellow shammy skin with pink pearl buttons. Because Dorothy said, 'Fun is fun but no girl wants to laugh all the time.”

“Dorothy is th cool type of temperament who quite frequently thinks that two is a crowd.”