“You don’t know what it’s like to be alone until you’ve had someone inside your head.”

“You ever have that feeling? Like you’ve known someone your whole life but you don’t know them at all.”

“I don’t know what’s worse: to not know what you are and be happy, or to become what you’ve always wanted to be, and feel alone.”

“Don’t you know what that is? It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want—oh, you don’t quite know what it is you DO want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!”

“It’s love this and love that, but of course it’s so easy to love someone you don’t know, whether it’s George Clooney or Monkey. Staying civil to someone with whom you’ve ever shared Christmas turkey — now there’s a miracle.”

“I don’t care how smart you are. You’ll never understand how little you really know until you’ve had a woman.”