“I can't fix stupid and I can't fix lazy.”

“Since I enjoy intelligent conversation, I generally want an IQ that's larger than the bra size.”“So, if I’m a drooling idiot, you’ll leave me alone?”

“I tried to not peek,” said Dean.Confused, Parker paused mid-bite, then lifted a brow. “Tried?”“I’m male and straight.”

“Are you setting me up?""Dear God in heaven, no! She's sworn off relationships with men, so you're safe. Besides, I don't think anything permanent would work with you." She paused. "I was thinking more along the lines of a fling.""Jesus Christ," Jake muttered, running a hand down his face. "You're pimping me out.”

“It's only one date. I can do it. And you'll probably lose interest afterward.""No other woman's ever needed to give herself a pep talk to spend time with me.""That you know of.”

“Are stress and worry evidence of a soul too lazy, too undisciplined, to keep gaze fixed on God?”

“I can fix a lot of things; but, I can't fix stupid.”