“Just because it fits doesn't mean it looks good.”

“Just because it's old, doesn't mean it's gold.”

“Have dinner with me tonight."Augusta blinked, mind blank. Then said, "The five-second rule applies here. You can take the invite back and we can pretend you never asked."He scowled and repeated, "Have dinner with me.”

“Is this how you get dates? You drag women into your car, lock them inside and don't let them out till they've agreed to go out with you?”

“I can't fix stupid and I can't fix lazy.”

“What are you smoking and why aren’t you sharing?”

“Are you setting me up?""Dear God in heaven, no! She's sworn off relationships with men, so you're safe. Besides, I don't think anything permanent would work with you." She paused. "I was thinking more along the lines of a fling.""Jesus Christ," Jake muttered, running a hand down his face. "You're pimping me out.”