“at every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. the trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”

“There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.”

“There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't.”

“I am one of those who like to stay late at the cafe," the older waiter said. "With all those who do not want to go to bed. With all those who need a light for the night.""I want to go home and into bed.""We are of two different kinds," the older waiter said. He was now dressed to go home. "It is not only a question of youth and confidence although those things are very beautiful. Each night. I am reluctant to close up because there may be someone who needs the cafe.”

“There are two kind of people in the world: Those who smell horse and go 'pee-yew', and those who smell horse and go 'mmmmm'.”

“In truth, there are only two kinds of people; those who accept dogma and know it, and those who accept dogma and don't know it.”