“at every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. the trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”

“There are really only three types of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who say, What happened?”

“Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.”

“Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other".”

“People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.”

“There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't.”

“I have leveled with the girls - from Anchorage to Amarillo.I tell them that all marriages are happyIt's the living together afterward that's tough.I tell them that a good marriage is not a gift,It's an achievement.that marriage is not for kids It takes guts and maturity.It separates the men from the boys and the women from the girls.I tell them that marriage is tested dily by the ability to compromise.Its survival can depend on being smart enough to know what's worth fighting about.Or making an issue of or even mentioning.Marriage is giving - and more important, it's forgiving.And it is almost always the wife who must do these things.Then, as if that were not enough, she must be willing to forget what she forgave.Often that is the hardest part.Oh, I have leveled all right.If they don't get my message, Buster,It's because they don't want to get it.Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocalsBecause nobody wants to red the small print in dreams.”