“Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.”

“People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.”

“Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. ”

“No person who can read is ever successful at cleaning out an attic.”

“Make somebody happy today, and mind your own business”

“I have leveled with the girls - from Anchorage to Amarillo.I tell them that all marriages are happyIt's the living together afterward that's tough.I tell them that a good marriage is not a gift,It's an achievement.that marriage is not for kids It takes guts and maturity.It separates the men from the boys and the women from the girls.I tell them that marriage is tested dily by the ability to compromise.Its survival can depend on being smart enough to know what's worth fighting about.Or making an issue of or even mentioning.Marriage is giving - and more important, it's forgiving.And it is almost always the wife who must do these things.Then, as if that were not enough, she must be willing to forget what she forgave.Often that is the hardest part.Oh, I have leveled all right.If they don't get my message, Buster,It's because they don't want to get it.Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocalsBecause nobody wants to red the small print in dreams.”

“Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other".”