“An unhappily married woman is necessarily a bad cook.”
“The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what Fiction means.”
“My second wife - I was still young then - she left me, and I made the mistake of winning her back. It took me years to lose her again after that. She was a good woman. It is not easy to lose a good woman. If one must marry it is better to marry a bad woman.”
“My family likes to make fun of me, indicating that being able to cook is part of what makes a woman a woman. I disagree. Getting my period makes me a woman. Cooking just makes me bored.”
“Relationship Principle 3He doesn't marry a woman who is perfect. He marries the woman who is interesting.”
“It’s the only thing sexier than a sexy woman. A sexy woman cooking fuckin’ sausages.”