“jack and jillwent up a hilleach with a buck and a quarterjack fell downand broke his crownjill came down with two fifty""rub a dub dubthree men in a tuball jumped out when their wives saw 'emnow they are gayand there ain't no waythat their wives will ever talk to 'em”
Ann Mathies (me)
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