“jack and jillwent up a hilleach with a buck and a quarterjack fell downand broke his crownjill came down with two fifty""rub a dub dubthree men in a tuball jumped out when their wives saw 'emnow they are gayand there ain't no waythat their wives will ever talk to 'em”

“Put out more energy and it will return to you ... multiplied.”

“Spanish was weird that way: two words for monkeys, and esposas meant both wives and handcuffs. That said a lot.”

“Most people are bad with names. I have learned a trick: Make them laugh and they will never forget you.”

“I have not been calledto the wisdom of this world,but to a God who's calling out to meAnd even though the world may thinkI'm losing touch with reality,it would be crazyto choose this world over eternity.”

“I fell. I got up. I fell again. I got up again. Even when I fell on my face, I was still falling forward.”

“Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.”