“The thing you can count on in life is that Tennessee will always be scorching hot in August.”
“The only thing you can count on in life is change.”
“Many of the things you can count, don't count. Many of the things you can't count, really count.”
“Thanks, Gav. I can always count on you to say things that help me in no way whatsoever.”
“You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all the other possibilities.”
“You can always count on an asshole to be an asshole.”