“Poor George [Bush], he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.”

“George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.”

“They say you can take someone who was born in Africa out of the bush but you can't take the bush out of someone born there....”

“I had a nightmare about beingTrapped in an elevator with a self-made man--He was born with a silver bootstrap in his mouth;He pulled himself up by his spoons.But when he lived in the fraternity,Before he could roll his sleeves up and get anything done,He would pack his laundry into boxesAnd mail it off to his mother and his grandmother--They would wash and iron his clothes, And then mail them back to him.”

“JFK's great virtue, and the essential difference between him and George W. Bush, was that he had an instinctive appreciation for the chaotic forces of history.”

“If you weren’t born with a silver spoon in your mouth, use Cosmic Ordering.”