“You can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and call it Monique, but it's still a pig.”
“You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.”
“You can put wings on a pig, but that doesn't make it an eagle.”
“When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on!”
“A pig painted gold is still a pig.”
“Are you coming along peaceful-like, or am I going to have to hog-tie you and put you in the car?”