“No more of this llama drama!”

“The living are made of nothing but flaws. The dead, with each passing day in the afterlife, become more and more impeccable to those who remain earthbound.”

“Control is a nice concept, little more.”

“Sometimes your imagination is more like you than yourself”

“The life of a good dog is like the life of a good person, only shorter and more compressed.”

“That he found me clear across the country seems more miraculous than a push-up bra.”

“In New York there is always something to look at, but it is all infinitely more interesting through a window in the backseat of a limousine.”