“That is what I want to tell you about: the girls with their short skirts and bright eyes and big-city dreams.The girls of 1929.”
“...when girls use the brightness of their eyes or the softness of their skin, they have an uncommon advantage in getting what they want.”
“I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, "You just haven't met the right girl yet.”
“On this day I want to tell you about, which will be about a thousand years from now, there were a boy, a girl and a love story.”
“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.”
“Say what you will about ‘decency’ but I happen to be a fan of skimpy tube tops and really short skirts.”