“I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.”
“They treat me like some sort of pet cat but claws I have, and claws I will use”
“I fount cat puke on my pillow this morning. I don't own a cat.”
“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason. ”
“Did I ever tell you my pet peeve?'No,' I said.People who dress up their pets to look like Little Lord Fauntleroys or cowboys, clowns, ballerinas. As if it's not enough just to be a dog or cat or turtle.”
“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.”