“Follow Your Dreams, Except the One Where You’re at School in Your Underwear”

“For years I've gone to bed gazing up at the eternal question: WHAT IF THE HOCKEY POKEY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?”

“Mercifully, the murderers arrived just then.”

“But at this moment I'm feeling the effect of being thrown from a moving car, held at gunpoint, and tossed through a plate-glass window. You, incredibly attractive or not, might be the only thing that stands between my waking up in the morning and my being chopped up in my sleep. I am staying here, and so are you. And these fine silk pajamas are staying on. Now get in bed.”

“Amazing. He called me amazing. In front of his dad.”

“The stench that surrounded me suggested that the tarp over my face had been previously used either to transport fertiliser or as toilet paper.”

“Sorry," he said, kissing me lightly once more and brushing my hair from my face. I'd never seen a less sorry person in my life.”