“Last time I checked, women didn’t come with expiration dates.”
“Most friendships are bound to a specific time, place or season. Some women characterize these relationships as having expiration dates or shelf lives, because friendships tend to run their natural course.”
“Beautiful girl; when I hit on women, they are fucking me in less than five minutes; last time I checked we still have our clothes on.”
“Right now my life has an expiration date determined by my bank balance. Can I find something before my time is up?”
“One of the things I love about God's Word is that it has no expiration date.”
“I am the kid who sticks her finger in the light socket. I am the person who doesn't check the expiration date on the milk. I am the idiot who has never looked before she leaped. I am the girl who is falling apart, right now.”