“Who does not end up a female impersonator?”

“Women are all female impersonators to some degree.”

“I mean, at the end of the day, what the hell does it matter who I end up with if it can't be you?”

“If I have to look at one more pansy in mascara attempting to be ‘threatening’ while wearing more flounces, zips and hair lacquer than a female impersonator, I will do serious damage to anyone who writes another paranormal romance.”

“As truth is nonexistent, it can never be anything but illusion - but illusion, the by-product of revealing artifice, can reach the summits nearer the unobtainable peak of Perfect Truth. For example, female impersonators. The impersonator is in fact a man (truth), until he re-creates himself as a woman (illusion) and of the two, the illusion is the truer.”

“I'm just a child who's learned to impersonate an adult.”