“I think that music has an endless life.”

“ The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it. ”

“I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands”

“Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.”

“Simplicity is making the journey of this life with just baggage enough.”

“Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.”

“Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it.”