“Alas! a woman that attempts the pen,Such an intruder on the rights of men,Such a presumptuous Creature, is esteem'd,The fault, can by no virtue be redeem'd.”

“...men lived and died all the time by the peculiarities of their soul, which they could never expect one another to understand.”

“Your right to swing your arm leaves off where my right not to have my nose struck begins.”

“We received our coloring from Norsemen. Hairy savages who hacked their gods to pieces and hung the flesh from trees. We are the ones who sacked Rome. Fear only feeble old age and death in bed. Don't forget who you are.”

“If you expect to find people who will understand you, you will grow murderous with disappointment. The best you’ll ever do is to understand yourself, know what it is that you want, and not let the cattle stand in your way.”

“Always learn poems by heart. They have to become the marrow in your bones. Like Fluoride in the water, they'll make your soul impervious to the worlds soft decay.”

“To some Softball is a game; to others it's Life.”