“After the dress rehearsal that afternoon, someone had misplaced the vial of poison, and for lack of better, Romeo would have to commit suicide by eating Tic Tacs.”
“You own a Tic Tac. Gum is just borrowed. - Esther”
“If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.”
“It's better to have a gay life of it than to commit suicide.”
“But I knew how the play would come out. This was like a dress rehearsal after the show has closed down.”
“We have better things to do. We realize life is not just a dress rehearsal and if you realize it, you don't need a bumper sticker to remind you.”