“A man told me that for a woman, I was very opinionated. I said, 'for a man you're kind of ignorant'.”

“Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl. Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck?”

“Love is a human experience, not a political statement.”

“I grab my bag and open the door, trying to ignore him. But ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tutu. A really hot elephant-in a very manly tutu.”

“You're about as delicate as an AK-47.”

“Give me a man or woman who has read a thousand books and you give me an interesting companion. Give me a man or woman who has read perhaps three and you give me a very dangerous enemy indeed.”

“But ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tutu. A really hot elephant—in a very manly tutu.”