“Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl. Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck?”

“A man told me that for a woman, I was very opinionated. I said, 'for a man you're kind of ignorant'.”

“Love is a human experience, not a political statement.”

“Come on," he says. "And try to avoid the broken glass. Can't have you going to the nurse and meeting some other guy.”

“Back to prison. Maybe if you fake a heart attack, I can make a break for it. (Rose Hathaway says to Lissa Dragomir)”

“I know I'm acting crazy but I'm in love with this girl. Major love. And I have no idea what to do about it, so it's messing with my sanity.”

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