“Mills & Boon and Harlequins are like colourful jelly beans, you can't get enough of...”
“You know, there are several gay men on the faculty. Professor Montag makes jelly beans look colorless(...)”
“What would angel lips taste like? Sunshine? Marshmallows? Or something altogether different? Maybe buttered-popcorn jelly beans.”
“Sex with him was mind-blowing. It was a cross between a triple X movie and a Mills and Boon novel.”
“Repent, Harlequin," said the Ticktock Man. "Get stuffed," the Harlequin replied.”
“You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.”